It's not that I don't WANT to read, you understand... it's just that the job, the commute, time with friends and family, and of course sleep, are interfering. I've been trying to read the same book for a week now. Do you know how horrifying this is for me, a person who has been known to go through three books in a day?
If anyone would like to support me in the style to which I've become accustomed (and I don't need that much, after all, I'm a librarian), then I could lounge around all day and eat bonbons and catch up on my large teetering piles of unread books that threaten to take over the house. Heck, maybe I'd even find time to re-read some old favorites!